Top Ten Reasons Client/Server is Like Teenage Sex

• 10. It's on everybody's mind all the time.
• 9. Everyone is talking about it all the time.
• 8. Everyone thinks everyone is doing it.
• 7. Almost no one is really doing it.
• 6. Everyone is concerned about the size of their components.
• 5. The few who are doing it are doing it poorly.
• 4. The few who are doing it are sure it will be better next time.
• 3. The few who are doing it are not practicing it safely.
• 2. Most problems can be traced to the connectors.
• 1. Everyone is bragging about their successes all the time, although few have actually had any success.